Chicks & Politics

I find it more than a bit amusing that after writing only one feature on Sheriff Adrian Garcia, entitled, “Where’s Waldo?” that I was deemed an expert on Waldo by Klout. At any rate, now we know where he is. I also find it amusing that Klout deems me and our next Sheriff, Louis Guthrie, to be experts on “Sheriff,” but not the reigning Sheriff Adrian Garcia. He has been deemed an expert at baseball (look where he is) and spirituality. Which all proves my point. Garcia needs to move on down the road and step aside so that someone actually interested in being our Sheriff (and capable of doing it well) can clean up the mess and get the HCSO running in a financially streamlined way. Right now, Adrian has more high paid buddies in exec seats behind a desk than deputies on patrol. (proportionately). He is constantly seeking more money from the Commissioner because he can’t manage the funds he has. It should be noted that the HCSO has the third largest budget in Texas and the Department is the 4th largest in the Country. No small job, but he is not performing and ethics should be ringing a large bell in your head right now. The Where’s Waldo feature asked where are all of the articles on his regime’s back scratching and ethics problems. We know now. Alan Bernstein is his right hand, coming to Adrian’s rescue after practically running the Houston slanted Chronicle. Some suspect Bernstein still has his password, but we all believe his influence hasn’t left the Chronicle’s Garcia spin. I challenge you to find articles revealing Waldo’s skeletons. You won’t find many.  Maybe once the changing of the guard passes in November, you might be able to trust the only paper in the 4th largest City in the Nation! You can find more reliable scoop on Twitter and FB, guys! Enjoy the game, Adrian.